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[optimustic]

[ A robot just died outside the Mess Hall. What do you do? ]

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[megatrollomaniac]

[dead]

[optimustic]

[we knew that dear]

[let's try dragging you somewhere private]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you killed me]

[also I'm like a head taller than you and probably 1/3 heavier. How are you even managing this?]

[optimustic]

[hey, I'm strong!]

[megatrollomaniac]

[helpfully still leaking everywhere]

[optimustic]

[well stop that]

[feelmysting]

*. . . smug smirking sounds like the way to go*

[optimustic]

. . .

You do know he will return.

[megatrollomaniac]

[AVENGE MY DEATH]





[or not]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you know what's cool about dying? that your transformation cog freezes up and whatever expression you had on your face before you kicked the bolts stays forever.]

[smirking.]

[optimustic]

[fucker]

[feelmysting]

I had an inkling, but really, let me enjoy the moment.

[feelmysting]

*what lol no*

[optimustic]

As you wish.

[megatrollomaniac]

[well, at least Starscream will be happy. And that's what counts.]

[megatrollomaniac]

[well, enjoy it while you can. Because you know who's taking over for me this week, to ensure everyone suffers equally?]

[Starscream.]

[optimustic]

[le sigh]

[feelmysting]

. . . Is that why you look so grim? The fact that this won't stick?

[feelmysting]

*uggggggh*

[optimustic]

You do not know what you're speaking of, Airachnid.

[megatrollomaniac]

[I'm a giver!]

[megatrollomaniac]

[are you going to put me down yet, seriously, the cradling is beginning to get a little creepy]

[optimustic]

[well now I can]

[megatrollomaniac]

[where are we? Tell me it's Disneyland. I've always wanted to go to Disneyland!]

[feelmysting]

*teehee*

I'll admit it, you're right. I have a hard time imagining not being delighted at a situation like this.