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[optimustic]

Age: Ancient. No, seriously, ANCIENT.
Height: Giant Robot.
Weight: Giant Robot.
Medical Info: Have I mentioned the giant robot?
Eyes: Glowing Blue.
Hair: Helmet
Physical traits: GIANT ROBOT.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything! Free speech is the right of all sentient beings after all.
Abilities:
- Can turn into a fire truck.
- Blasterhands
- Swords for hands
- Matrix of Leadership?? (We don't know what happened to it or whether it was completely expunged, so I will not be using it)
Notes for the Psychics/Magically or Spiritually sensitive: Good luck.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Ask, but don't blame me if Optimus sadfaces at you forever.
Hugging/kissing/other non-violent physical contact: Yes. Get in line.
Maim/Murder/Death: Ask. Because woe forbid you kill me before Megatron does.
Cooking: Ratchet is the wife.
Other: Optimus Prime was once known as Orion Pax.