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[ A robot just died outside the Mess Hall. What do you do? ]

((open to anyone!))

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[megatrollomaniac]

[dead]

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[we knew that dear]

[let's try dragging you somewhere private]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you killed me]

[also I'm like a head taller than you and probably 1/3 heavier. How are you even managing this?]

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[hey, I'm strong!]

[megatrollomaniac]

[helpfully still leaking everywhere]

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[well stop that]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you know what's cool about dying? that your transformation cog freezes up and whatever expression you had on your face before you kicked the bolts stays forever.]

[smirking.]

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[fucker]

[megatrollomaniac]

[well, at least Starscream will be happy. And that's what counts.]

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[le sigh]

[megatrollomaniac]

[are you going to put me down yet, seriously, the cradling is beginning to get a little creepy]

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[well now I can]

[megatrollomaniac]

[where are we? Tell me it's Disneyland. I've always wanted to go to Disneyland!]

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[no. we're in an uninhabited area of camp]

[megatrollomaniac]

[this is the worst date I've ever been on, and I'm counting the time I sang about summer fun with Pinkie Pie.]

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[well, too bad for you]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you just gonna sit there?]

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[yup]

[megatrollomaniac]

[just a reminder: offline.]

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[I'm aware, thank you]