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[optimustic]

[ A robot just died outside the Mess Hall. What do you do? ]

((open to anyone!))

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[megatrollomaniac]

[dead]

[optimustic]

[we knew that dear]

[let's try dragging you somewhere private]

[megatrollomaniac]

[you killed me]

[also I'm like a head taller than you and probably 1/3 heavier. How are you even managing this?]

[optimustic]

[hey, I'm strong!]

[feelmysting]

*. . . smug smirking sounds like the way to go*

[optimustic]

. . .

You do know he will return.

[feelmysting]

I had an inkling, but really, let me enjoy the moment.

[optimustic]

As you wish.

[megatrollomaniac]

[AVENGE MY DEATH]





[or not]

[feelmysting]

*what lol no*

[megatrollomaniac]

[well, enjoy it while you can. Because you know who's taking over for me this week, to ensure everyone suffers equally?]

[Starscream.]

[mind_over_metal]

*....dead giant robot and other giant robot what on earth is going on here*

Optimus Prime?

[optimustic]

Greetings, Charles Xavier.

[his voice is heavy]

[terminalbanchou]

[ stepped back and got the fuck out of there, but he's come back and rocket flies himself up onto Optimus' shoulder ]

I didn't want that to happen.

[optimustic]

He made his choice. And I made mine.

[terminalbanchou]

[ silence. ]

... thank you for... helping me.

[optimustic]

You are welcome.

[finalities]

[What even happened here]

[optimustic]

[terrible things]

Please leave.

[finalities]

[carefully] Do you need help?

[imaginemyhorror]

[... is this real life?!]

sfkjskjfg

[yeah there are no words, only spluttering as he sees this]

(laaaaate, again I am fail)

[autoeroticar]

[gives a low whistle]

I wish I could say I saw that coming.

[imaginemyhorror]

[after a moment to regain his composure (somewhat)]

Knock Out. I'd have a word with you, in private.

[optimustic]

Starscream.

[imaginemyhorror]

Y-you did it?! You finally managed to do it?!