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War
makes paradoxes of us all
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Mar
.
17th
,
2012
02:13 pm
optimustic
[
A robot just died outside the Mess Hall. What do you do?
]
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2012-03-20 11:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
Of course.
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2012-03-21 11:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
[walking away slowly, clearly intending Knock Out to follow]
You are, of course, confidant in your skills as a surgeon?
no subject
on
2012-03-22 12:08 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
I'm confident in cutting bots open, at least.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 12:22 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
Oh that's the easy part. No, I am referring to transplantation.
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2012-03-22 12:23 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
My, how
specific.
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2012-03-22 12:31 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
Answer the question.
no subject
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2012-03-22 12:33 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
I have the experience. Missing something?
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2012-03-22 12:37 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
... Unfortunately, yes. What
is
fortunate, is that we now have a donor who isn't going to be refusing consent any time soon.
no subject
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2012-03-22 12:45 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
It is, of course, well within standard procedure to perform a full autopsy. Make sure he's well and truly offline
this
time.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 12:47 am (UTC)
Posted by
megatrollomaniac
[you guys are jerks]
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2012-03-22 12:53 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
[hey, you heard the doctor, we need an official medical opinion, and that just happens to involve cutting you open]
Exactly. I'm glad we're on the same page here.
no subject
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2012-03-22 12:57 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
But I do have to know what organs our esteemed former Lord will be ... donating.
And why.
A full patient history is
so important
, you know.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 12:58 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
I seem to have misplaced my... well, my T-cog.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:00 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
[Only you, Starscream. Only you.]
"Misplaced" ... your
T-cog
. Do tell.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:04 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
There was an... altercation involving a bunch of humans who were shockingly well equipped.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:10 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
Here?!
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:12 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
Y-yes, here. In camp.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:24 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
Then retrieving your own T-cog should be no problem.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:37 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
Yes, were it not regretfully destroyed by those insolent little fleshbags!
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:44 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
Then it's only fair to take an equivalent part from them.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:51 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
I think vengeance can wait until I'm fixed, thank you.
no subject
on
2012-03-22 01:59 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
[Fuck vengeance, I just want to cut up some squishy things.]
... Yes. Well. I suppose.
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on
2012-03-22 02:01 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
[ewww, steal human kidneys in your own time]
For now, there's only the problem of the Prime in our way.
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2012-03-22 02:17 am (UTC)
Posted by
autoeroticar
Is he planning on keeping the body as a trophy of war? He didn't seem the type.
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2012-03-22 02:20 am (UTC)
Posted by
imaginemyhorror
It would seem his Autobot sentiments have led him to actually mourn the demise of our leader.
[clearly amused by this]
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2012-03-22 02:22 am (UTC)
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2012-03-22 07:12 am (UTC)
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2012-03-23 01:35 am (UTC)
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on 2012-03-20 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2012-03-21 11:56 pm (UTC)You are, of course, confidant in your skills as a surgeon?
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on 2012-03-22 12:53 am (UTC)Exactly. I'm glad we're on the same page here.
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on 2012-03-22 12:57 am (UTC)And why.
A full patient history is so important, you know.
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on 2012-03-22 01:00 am (UTC)"Misplaced" ... your T-cog. Do tell.
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on 2012-03-22 01:59 am (UTC)... Yes. Well. I suppose.
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on 2012-03-22 02:01 am (UTC)For now, there's only the problem of the Prime in our way.
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on 2012-03-22 02:20 am (UTC)[clearly amused by this]
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