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[optimustic]

[ A robot just died outside the Mess Hall. What do you do? ]

((open to anyone!))

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[imaginemyhorror]

[... is this real life?!]

sfkjskjfg

[yeah there are no words, only spluttering as he sees this]

(laaaaate, again I am fail)

[autoeroticar]

[gives a low whistle]

I wish I could say I saw that coming.

[imaginemyhorror]

[after a moment to regain his composure (somewhat)]

Knock Out. I'd have a word with you, in private.

[autoeroticar]

Of course.

[imaginemyhorror]

[walking away slowly, clearly intending Knock Out to follow]

You are, of course, confidant in your skills as a surgeon?

[autoeroticar]

I'm confident in cutting bots open, at least.

[imaginemyhorror]

Oh that's the easy part. No, I am referring to transplantation.

[autoeroticar]

My, how specific.

[imaginemyhorror]

Answer the question.

[autoeroticar]

I have the experience. Missing something?

[imaginemyhorror]

... Unfortunately, yes. What is fortunate, is that we now have a donor who isn't going to be refusing consent any time soon.

[autoeroticar]

It is, of course, well within standard procedure to perform a full autopsy. Make sure he's well and truly offline this time.

[megatrollomaniac]

[you guys are jerks]

[optimustic]

Starscream.

[imaginemyhorror]

Y-you did it?! You finally managed to do it?!

[optimustic]

He wanted this. It won't be long until he resurrects himself.

[imaginemyhorror]

... R-right, of course. Might as well enjoy it while we can, hey?

[optimustic]

... What are you planning, Starscream? I will not let you desecrate the body.

[imaginemyhorror]

[sdgjhwskdgh NOOO MY MASTER PLAN HOW DID YOU KNOW?!]

Wha- I mean nothing of the sort!!

[optimustic]

...

[imaginemyhorror]

H-honestly, I'm simply saying that this is a perfect opportunity for you to relax, spend some downtime without worrying about Megatron's next play.

[optimustic]

And why should that be a concern to you, Starscream?

[imaginemyhorror]

Well for one thing you won't be on my back for things I haven't even done yet.

[optimustic]

...

[imaginemyhorror]

...

Look, a defenseless human is being attacked way over there!

[lunging for the body]